Top Ten Reasons Not To Cheat

1. 42 days to 50th birthday.


2. Reward for reaching goal weight new Terry Butterfly saddle.


3. Food hangovers—it’s just not worth feeling like crap after eating crap.


4. Do you really want to ride level D or level C when cycle club starts in April.


5. Ability to say “I can’t donate blood—you have to weigh at least 110 lbs.”


6. Better sex.


7. Cheating is more expensive than not cheating. Save money, buy smaller size clothes.


8. Ripple effect—if I don’t cheat, it helps DH and sons #1 and #2 make good choices.


9. Having an ice cream or something like that when it’s a special event makes it more special.


10. I, too, am jealous of Rene’s abs!